Saturday 22 October 2011

HALLOWEEN THEMED CAKES!!!

As Halloween is coming up, what better than to turn on the gruesome cakes. Well these two below are quite harmless but ... what can you say? Me and my friends are having a Harry Potter Halloween themed bash so I have been put in charge of a Hogwarts Castle cake, spiderweb cupcakes, treacle tart and Butterbeer. Look out for me posting the Hogwarts Castle cake later in the month . But for now, use your favourite cake recipe or one from my other recipes and decorate in style!! Here are a couple of mine as examples.

Use different coloured piping and roll out icing to create your own Halloween cake
like this pumpkin one!

Colour your buttercream green, use strawberry lace spiderwebs,
use jelly sweets as spiders and pipe on the eyes and legs, or do jelly snakes escaping
 from a trap door - anything that captures your imagination really.


This was actually a birthday cake for a Harry Potter obsessed friend but Voldemort cakes
 are definitely scary enough for Halloween!! Use a basic cake and basic buttercream, pipe on a message
and if you are a bit of an artist use a food friendly paint brush to paint your image with
black food colouring onto edible wafer paper (available after much searching in Tesco cooking
section! Go Tesco ...) Use other coloured food colouring for details - like I used red for lips and eyes!
Harry Potter fan? Look out for my Hogwarts castle cake later in the month .... xxx



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HOW TO MAKE A KING CHOCOLATE CAKE - EASY!

Now the origins of this cake start with my Maths skills. Which are pretty much zero.  I have a Maths teacher who likes chocolate - a lot. He made us a chocolate cake on the last day of the school year last year as a promise he had made for the whole year. It was a packet mix, so I promised myself that if I achieved my C at GCSE early and therefore got to drop Maths for Year 11 I would bake him a completely homemade chocolate cake as a thanks for being such a great teacher. This is the recipe for a super rich/easy/relatively cheap chocolate cake that is better and quicker than popping to the supermarket! (Picture below). Enjoy!

In full glory! x
 To make the cake, my basic chocolate cake:
1. Cream 6oz/160g of softened butter with 6oz of caster sugar until pale and creamy. Gradually add 3 lightly beaten eggs and beat in.
2. Stir in gently 5oz of self raising flour and an ounce of sifted cocoa.
3. Put into one round medium cake tin and cook at 160 degrees fan oven/ 180 normal oven for 45 mins. It is done when it has come away from the sides and stopped sizzling. Put on a rack and leave to cool ...

Meanwhile, while the cake is in the oven, get cracking on the buttercream!
1.  To make the icing:
Beat 600g sifted icing sugar with 200g softened butter until soft, creamy and combined. Mix in 80g cocoa powder until combined. Add 6 tablespoons of milk a little at a time and beat until fluffy, light and creamy and resembling buttercream.
Now: divide the buttercream into two in separate bowls, one bowl having about 3/4 of the mix, one bowl 1/4. The one with 3/4 in add  a little more milk and a little hot water from the kettle until it has a less stiff more slightly shiny liquid consistency like you can see in the picture on the base of the cake but still spreadable. Cut your cake in half very carefully, then spread this adapted buttercream on top of one half, placing the other half on top. Then ice the top of the second half so that there is this shiny icing in the middle and on top. Put the other bowl of original unadapted buttercream in a piping bag with a star nozzle and pipe a ring of stars around the edge of the icing top. Decorate the top with any kind of edible and chocolate decor, I use dark, milk and white choco balls I found in a supermarket on holiday. Enjoy immensely or dedicate to a Maths teacher like I did :( (or make two and do both) :) xxx
KITCHEN SONG OF THE DAY: PIAZZA NEW YORK CATCHER, BELLE AND SEBASTIAN

BASIC FRUIT CAKE - GET IT DOWN!!

Alright, so if you want to cast a general hand around and say, "yeah, I can do cakes!", in my book, you definitely need to have the Magic 5 nailed down: a rich chocolate cake, the humble lemon drizzle, light and airy Victoria sponge, creamy cheesecake and the stalwart fruitcake. Carrot cake, layer cake, sachertorte, battenburg, pound cake, parkins and brownies - they can wait until later my friend. The fruit cake is one of the most overlooked legendary cakes of all time. Kids rush over to grab the bright green delights of buttercream clouds and decorous french fancies, all the while leaving the uncompromising figure of the fruit cake sitting like a stocky headmistress in the corner. And yep, I'm having my midlife crisis moan around 34 years too early. But just trust me - you need this one in your locker to be a certified cake maker. A proper serious one anyway ....
Grease and line a loose bottomed cake tin. Melt 110g/4oz butter on a low heat. Add 1 American cup or 180g soft dark brown sugar and 1 American cup of water 240ml (if you have a Tala measure or a measuring cylinder, just do this part in American cups). Then add 8oz/225g sultanas, 4oz/115g currants and 4oz raisins. Chuck in 1/2 tsp bicarb of soda, 1 tsp mixed spice and simmer for 5 minutes. It'll look like this.
Take off the heat and add 2 American cups/200g self raising flour and add 2 large beaten eggs. Stir it, so it's all combined and put it in the tin. Bake for 75 minutes at 180 degrees or 160 fan until when you skewer the top of the cake, it comes out clean. Take out of oven and leave in tin until cooked. Turn out and enjoy.

KITCHEN SONG OF THE DAY:Video killed the Radio Star, the Buggles

HOW TO MAKE A MAD HATTER'S HAT CAKE!!!

If you have very creative friends or family like I do, there is a massive variety of different themed cakes to make for them.I had a big Alice in Wonderland themed do a couple of years back, so I thought "what better to do than make a Mad Hatter's multilayered cake!" Here's how I did it ......

ALICE IN WONDERLAND CAKE!
Front profile
Sliced up
Although it does take a lot of time to make all of the different flavoured cakes and buttercream, it was completely worth it in the end for the total effect! For my cake I made: a large square chocolate cake with a vanilla buttercream top for the base and a round coffee with chocolate buttercream in the middle and vanilla on top + a round orange cake with lemon icing as the hat. You can see this above with the different coloured layers on the side. This seems quite daunting, but once you get into baking it, it really isn't too complicated!

TO MAKE THE CHOCOLATE CAKE SQUARE BASE OF HAT:
This is just a really basic cake, the foundations of which I used for all 3 cakes. The same rules apply for each, though they are different flavours. With a multi component cake it is handy to have a really simple, quick and delicious recipe.

1. Cream 6oz/160g of softened butter with 6oz of caster sugar until pale and creamy. Gradually add 3 lightly beaten eggs and beat in.
2. Stir in gently 5oz of self raising flour and an ounce of sifted cocoa.
3. Put into one square relatively big cake tin and cook at 160 degrees fan oven/ 180 normal oven for 45 mins. It is done when it has come away from the sides, stopped sizzling and fills your kitchen with a gorgeous chocolatey smell. Yes it really is that simple!! :)

TO MAKE THE COFFEE CAKE ROUND PART OF HAT:

1. Repeat steps from recipe above with (butter, sugar, eggs and flour).
2. Add enough really strong black coffee to flavour the mix which means lots of coffee and not much hot water, you will probably need about a teaspoon. Stir in gently.
3. Put into one round medium sized cake tin that is smaller than your square one, and cook at 160 degrees fan oven/ 180 normal oven for 45 mins. It is done when it has come away from the sides, stopped sizzling etc.

TO MAKE THE ORANGE CAKE ROUND PART OF HAT:
 1. Repeat steps from chocolate cake base recipe with (butter, sugar, eggs and flour).
2. Add one grated orange rind and a squeeze of that orange's juice and stir in gently.
3. Put into your round medium sized cake tin, and cook at 160 degrees fan oven/ 180 normal oven for 45 mins. It is done when it has come away from the sides, stopped sizzling etc.

 THE BUTTERCREAM:
To glue the three cakes together and add to the amazing flavour dimension, these are the recipes to go by, but by all means use your own flavours with the theory if you want. Plus if you want a really psychedelic feel add different food colours to the buttercream :

VANILLA: (You will need two lots, one for top of chocolate cake, one for top of coffee cake, so double up this recipe).
1. Make sure you have 4oz/ 110g of butter soft enough to combine with icing sugar. Add 8oz/220g icing sugar to the butter and combine until soft, creamy and consistent. Add a couple of drops of vanilla essence and mix in. Keep aside.
CHOCOLATE (for coffee cake):
 1. Repeat vanilla method except for at the vanilla essence stage add a dessert spoon of drinking chocolate already made up with a bit of hot water and stir in. Keep aside.
LEMON (for orange cake):
1. Repeat vanilla method except for at the vanilla essence stage add half a grated lemon rind and a squeeze of lemon juice, stir in. Keep aside.

TO ASSEMBLE: (Follow detailed instructions below or simple -r flow diagram below that)
To put the cakes together in a hat shape you will either need a large quantity of black roll out icing enough to cover all three cakes or as this is difficult to find in England, a large quantity of white roll out icing and a bottle of black food colouring.
Assuming your cakes are cool, place your round coffee cake on top in the middle of your square cake and cover the square based cake with icing up to the sides of the round one. Now take away the round cake from the top and you should be left with a square cake covered in icing except for the centre which should have a bare circle where you can still see the top of the chocolate cake. Cut the very top of your coffee cake off so that it has a flat top and bottom and then cut the cake in half like you would to fill with buttercream. Ice the bottom of one half of your coffee cakes with vanilla buttercream and stick it in the central circle buttercream down. Following this, ice the top of this coffee cake with chocolate buttercream and place the other half of the cake on top of this. Top the top of this cake with more vanilla buttercream. So now you should have - chocolate cake covered in roll out icing bar a circle in the middle, on top vanilla buttercream, 1/2 of coffee cake, chocolate buttercream, other 1/2 of coffee cake, vanilla buttercream. You with me? Hopefully ...
Now you need to cut the top of your orange cake to make both top and bottom flat. Cut your orange cake in half and place one half on top of the layer of vanilla buttercream that should be what is now on the very top of your cake. Then spread some lemon buttercream on top of the assembled half of orange cake and sandwich the second half of orange cake on top. THAT IS THEN IT WITH THE BUTTERCREAM ASSEMBLING!
However, you still need to cover the rest of your hat with roll out icing. In the end you should have the square and all of the round cakes completely covered in roll out icing so that you can't see any bare cake or buttercream. If you used white icing you have the lovely task of putting a quantity of black food colouring in a bowl and using a pastry brush (possibly one of your least favourite ones) to paint black food colouring onto the white icing and turn it black. This is what I came up with when I discovered you couldn't buy masses of black icing! You will probably need a couple of layers of painting to turn it from black to grey and let it soak into the icing between stages.

FLOW DIAGRAM:
If you have found it hard to follow my crazy instructions please see this simple - r diagram below.
Chocolate base > cover with roll out except for a circle in the middle to fit your fit round cake on top> vanilla buttercream > 1/2 of coffee cake > chocolate buttercream > other 1/2 of coffee cake > vanilla buttercream > 1/2 of orange cake > lemon buttercream > other 1/2 of orange cake > cover all visible cake with roll out icing > paint black if roll out was white.

FINISHING TOUCHES:
Yay! You have now made your Hatters birthday cake and hopefully it now resembles a top hat. Use a white icing tube to pipe 10/6 on the side like the original Hatter had on his top hat * (means the hat is worth 10 shillings and 6 pence). Tie a ribbon round the middle if you so please and present to delighted friends/family. To cut: cut from the top of the hat down to the square base in a sliver like fashion, then cut the chocolate base as a separate piece of cake, see picture below. I hope this cake worked out for you as well as it did for me and suitably impressed family and friends :) xxx


Slice like this!!

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